How does one start these things? Yeesh. A month is a long time to be away from blogging.
Hello, readers! If you’re returning, get comfortable – your seat has been waiting & warmed. If you’re new, the new passengers’ seating is located by clicking the ‘follow’ button on your right. (Just kidding. You’re welcome, follower or not.)
Since December 2015, a lot has changed. Welcome to 2016! Congrats on making it this far. Here’s a list of things you should have left & brought with you, courtesy of Nathan Zed – one of my top five favourite youtubers at the moment, and also the funniest. And smartest. And one with the best hairline. (I like him a lot.)
Quick recap of January:
- Matric results (Confused? Look here and here.)
- Finished uni applications!
- DRAMA. Family, friend, internet – you name it. All of it.
- Said goodbye to so many of my friends who started new adventures in Cape Town, the UK, Stellenbosch, Rhodes, Mafikeng, Pennsylvania, Any Other Place That Does Not Permit Me To Get To Them In Under Three Hours…
- Got dreadlocks? Hopefully, one day they look like Tiffany Ima’s – style icon and ULTIMATE EVERYTHING. That’s her in the featured image.
- Started uni in SA in the hopes developing my brain before the HOPEFUL OVERSEAS ADMISSIONS LETTERS COME
- Bank card. Bank fees. Bank. Gross.
- DID NOT BUY DOMAIN BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE $18.
- Lived in filth, i.e. my bedroom & the couch in the lounge that I inhabited (and have since been chased away from).
- The theme has changed! The About & Welcome pages will be changing, too, soon enough.
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My life currently consists of cards, cords, and contact lens solution.
Despite it all, I’m making it. My future is still a little (read: EXTREMELY) uncertain, and I’m not sure what’ll happen in the next six months. Hopefully, it involves a scholarship or two, and a flight to a colder part of the world.

David and I have similar to-d0 lists. I, however, am without a single Apple device.
I’ll be posting on Tuesdays and Saturdays this year, and maybe a little more frequently when (a) important things are happening, or (b) a mosquito has bitten my finger and I need to move it. Both situations are applicable today.
Thanks for sticking with me, team internet! I know a handful of you personally, but the majority of you all think that I’m interesting enough to read what I have to say. I appreciate you all, and I hope that 2016 is a heck of a wave that we can all ride together. On separate boards. Mostly because I have no idea how to surf and wouldn’t want to drown you all.
love and light,
shalom
photos from death to the stock photo here, and first covers here.
Haha this post was so funny :’) β€ xx
Thanks so much!
You’re very welcome!! π xx
A great post!v Bank and money things sound complicatedβ¦ And overseas friends are always fun, because you can pretend that they are splashing the seawater at you across the ocean; don’t ask, I’m mad π
Thanks so much! L, we’re all mad here! π