So before you read this, there are a few things you should know. (1) It’s almost 6am in Johannesburg, South Africa, and I am very awake having not slept yesterday, (2) I do believe I spend too much time on tumblr, (3) these are some things that happen to my facebook account when I’m like this and generally all the time.
Please, don’t kill me, please ‘(-.-)’
1. I’m not sleepy enough to de-capitalise the ‘i’
2. tumblr can hurt people beware and stuffmlike seriously waow this grammar is so bad no, I have to stop now.
3. oh no
the functional humans shall soon wake
yeah better go hide or sleep or something
4. me: *types in* miley cyrus
autocorrect: millet circus
me: miley cyrus
autocorrect: limey cyprus
me: *breathes sharply* m i l e y c y r u s
autocorrect: smiley virus
SMILEY VIRUS I CAN’T
5. person: hey, watcha doin’?
me: just casually fixing breakfast.
person: at 4.30 in the afternoon?
me: I SAID CASUALLY
6.going to sleep at 7:05 and waking up at 11.30 isn’t really advisable ever
7. Errmigaard hashtags work on WordPress
8.people it’s bright outside
why the hell am i awake
guess who’s screwed 😀
9. I just painted all 10 of my fingernails (haven’t in ever) and it’s some shade of pink
but every time I look down at the keyboard while I’m typing, I see these strange pink headed digits moving about
and then, for a second, my brain goes:
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL GET OFF WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WHAT THE FOX SOMEBODY HELP DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME PLEASE TAKE MY SHOES INSTEAD THEY SUCK
and then I calm down and continue my counterproductive internet life 🙂
10. the problem is staying up until *insert time that is never fixed* and blogging and tumblring and watching extreme displays of rachetery and reading harry potter and realising that the hunger is real and then you’re like
person: really, stomach?
stomach: LOUSY HUMAN GET ME FOOD
person:but it’s 2am
stomach: DID I STUTTER *proceeds to display anger through crazy hunger pangs*
Dearest readers, please sleep.
All my love,